LEARNING/JOKES TIME

Akpos: Good day sir, I call to ask for d number wey people take dey call una for dis programme.

Radio Presenter: But you have called us already, why would you need number that people use to call us.

Akpors: Nop, I saw dis number already saved as Naija FM on my phone and as I dey listen to radio dis morning, na Naija FM I tune am to, dat is why I call so dat una go give me number to take call una.

Radio Presenter: Is that you Akpors?

Akpors: Yea, my name is Akpors, how do you know my name.

Radio Presenter: You no dey serious Akpors, u later wash those plate wey we take eat Eba yesternight?.

Akpors: Shey na Mukuro be that?

Radio Presenter: Yes

Akpors: So na Naija FM you dey work now, so na u save Naija FM for my phone, chai, I pity Naija FM manager for employing bad luck like you, shey you don forget say na d second week wey Dana Airline
employe you na him one of thier plane crash?, abi you wan tell me say u don forget say na when you buy Okada na him Governor Fashola ban Okada for Lagos State or do you mean to tell me say u don forget
say na when you go north go work na him Boko Haram start their operation, and since d beginning of dis month wey you don dey comot wey I no dey know where u dey go na him I don need to buy external antenal join my Radio before I go fit hear Naija FM, ever since then, I need to climb a tree before I go see service. now wey you come start work as presenter for Naija FM, I wonder wetin go happen to dem o.

¤¤Radio Presenter fainted¤¤

THE BAD LUCK MAN

Johny was sitting in a bar with a bottle of beer thinking hopelessly when a man who is a joker entered into the bar, he saw Johny thinking and decided to share him up, he sat beside him and the first
thing he did was he drank his beer and after doing this, Johny looks more angry, the man told him not to worry that he'll buy him another beer and asks him what his problem was, Johny begings with his
explanations & says: am tired of dis life, i woke up dis morning just to notice my car has been stolen overnyt, I took taxi to work & get late 2 work & was sacked 4 been late, I get home ealier just to
see my wife in bed wit anoda man, been here to commit suicide by poisining my beer, you splash up and drink it up .

¤AMAZING FACTS¤

Despite the hotness of the sun, astronomer found a black hole spot in the sun whose temperature is 2000degree Centigrade. Amazing.

If all the person in china stood on a chair and jumped down at the same time, it would knock the earth off it axis. Wow.

The best time to buy shoe is in the afternoon because the leg tends to increase its size this time.

Astronauts gets taller when in space.

Dogs can hear a sound 100 times fainter than d faintest sound a human can hear.

Chicken liver can be use to change a blood type to 'O' type
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TYPEWRITTER is the longest word made using one row in the keyboard.

The name of all continents ends with the letter they starts with and all continents starts with letter 'A' except Europe.

It would take the fastest spaceship 70,000 years to get to the nearest star to earth.

Your body sheds 10 Billion flakes of skin everyday.

The average human will eat 8 spider while asleep in their lifetime.

• 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

• The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

• Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

• Shakespeare invented the word “assassination” and “bump.”

• Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

• If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

• Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

• Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.

• The sentence “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the alphabet.

• The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it.

• The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

• A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

• It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

• The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

• In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

• On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

• All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

• No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

• “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.

• All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

• Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

• Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

• The youngest pope was 11 years old.

• The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

• A snail can sleep for 3 years.

Thanks for reading.

AND NOW TO THE FUNNY PICTURES SECTION

If this is given to you as IYAWO SARA, will you marry her? lol.

No wonder Fashola ban Okada

See as people turn bridge to balcony dey sleep 

Abeg na wetin remain wey dem wan repair for this motor?

Choose your choice

Your childhood was awesome if you play this game when you were young.

KIDS OF NOWADAYS

Kids of nowadays no dey play again I swear, do you remember those days when we use to play Mopo and started singing; Mopo dey sweet o but you so suffer?, those days when we do play SLEEPO?, what about KITE?, O'D'O is not left out, please comment to add more.
Thanks for reading so far.