100 RAJNIKANTH JOKES
1. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live. 4. Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.5. Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajnikanth can judge a book by its cover. 7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 10. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. 11. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 12. Rajnikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it. 13. Rajnikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off. 15. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 16. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. 17. Raj...