THIS ARE SOME COMPILED JOKES FOR YOU, ENJOY AS YOU READ
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Technology Jokes-
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
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‘A for Apple and there is no S for Samsung
funny ultimate truths
FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :
1.
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
2.
The road to success is always under construction ;-)
3.
In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don't need it :-P
4.
All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married :-P
5.
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate :-D
Enjoy life ! :-)
Girl: Which Laptop do u have..?
Boy : I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics Card..
And Which laptop do u have..?
Girl: Pink colour ka.. :P
At A 'PAKISTAN' Bus Stand,
An American DoctOr gOt Heart Attack after Reading a BoOk's Name..!!
Guess The Name Of that BoOk..??
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"How tO Become A
DOCTOR in 30Days".. Rs 150/-
I just hate y0u!
Go away..
Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again...
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Monday?!
Disturbed
Sunday.. =P =D
If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time. ;-) :)
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: we were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class
Always think +ve
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Santas r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on
it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy, Want True Love?, Spend
1200 Naira and BUY A PILLOW
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute,
Fabulous?....
I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
Akpors was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said...
No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!, we talking money u talking nonsense.
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
Always remeber to put punctuation marks.
My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job.
I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a
small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent
a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three
hundred degrees, in space, and on glass, The Russians Astronauts used a pencil.
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while."
The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
PATIENT: Doc I keep on forgetting things.
DOCTOR: Since when did you have these problems?
PATIENT:What problems?
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