JOKES

Akpos: Good day sir, I call to ask for d number wey people take dey call una for dis programme.


Radio Presenter: But you have called us already, why would you need number that people use to call us.


Akpors: Nop, I saw dis number already saved as Naija FM on my phone and as I dey listen to radio dis morning, na Naija FM I tune am to, dat is why I call so dat una go give me number to take call una.


Radio Presenter: Is that you Akpors?


Akpors: Yea, my name is Akpors, how do you know my name.


Radio Presenter: You no dey serious Akpors, u later wash those plate wey we take eat Eba yesternight?.


Akpors: Shey na Mukuro be that?
Radio Presenter: Yes
Akpors: So na Naija FM you dey work now, so na u save Naija FM for my phone, chai, I pity Naija FM manager for employing bad luck like you, shey you don forget say na d second week wey Dana Airline
employe you na him one of thier plane crash?, abi you wan tell me say u don forget say na when you buy Okada na him Governor Fashola ban Okada for Lagos State or do you mean to tell me say u don forget
say na when you go north go work na him Boko Haram start their operation, and since d beginning of dis month wey you don dey comot wey I no dey know where u dey go na him I don need to buy external Antenal
join my Radio before I go fit hear Naija FM, ever since then, I need to climb a tree before I go see service. now wey you come start work as presenter for Naija FM, I wonder wetin go happen to dem o.


¤¤Radio Presenter fainted¤¤








The Bad Luck Man



Johny was sitting in a bar with a bottle of beer thinking hopelessly when a man who is a joker entered into the bar, he saw Johny thinking and decided to share him up, he sat beside him and the first
thing he did was he drank his beer and after doing this, Johny looks more angry, the man told him not to worry that he'll buy him another beer and asks him what his problem was, Johny begings with his
explanations & says: am tired of dis life, i woke up dis morning just to notice my car has been stolen overnyt, I took taxi to work & get late 2 work & was sacked 4 been late, I get home ealier just to
see my wife in bed wit anoda man, been here to commit suicide by poisining my beer, you splash up and drink it up .




¤WONDERS AROUND THE PLANETS¤

Despite the hotness of the sun, astronomer found a black hole spot in the sun whose temperature is 2000degree Centigrade. Amazing.

If all the person in china stood on a chair
and jumped down at the same time, it would knock the earth off it axis. Wow.

The best time to buy shoe is in the afternoon because the leg tends to increase its size this time.

Astronauts gets taller when
in space.

D dog can hear a sound 100 times fainter than d faintest sound a human can hear.

Chicken liver can be use to change a blood type to 'O' type.
Typewritter is the longest word made using one row in
the keyboard.

The name of all continents ends with the letter they starts with and all continents starts with letter 'A' except Europe.

It would take the fastest spaceship 70,000 years to get to the nearest
star to earth.

Your body sheds 10 Billion flakes of skin everyday.

The average human will eat 8 spider while aslept in their lifetime.

Thanks for reading.